Clearly, I'm compensating for having a small willy.

[puddingcat]

The reddest thing this side of a Ferrari. or certain manga characters' hair < / hopeless fangirl >

I collect it Monday.

Comments

[ihavecake.livejournal.com]

Oooooh, I like it's eyes. Tres sexy.

[ihavecake.livejournal.com]

Also I hate my grammar when I don't pay attention.

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Don't worry. I'm in a haze of lust; I can pass off spare apostrophes as spots in front of my eyes :)

It has cheekbones too...

[miss-s-b.livejournal.com]

Ehehehehehehehehe That's MUCH more you than the Mazda!

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

I'm grinning as much (if not more than) I was over *that* 911!

[daegaer.livejournal.com]

Red!

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Did you get a Yaris in the end? It'll be the same shade, if so. (It made me jump when I came round the corner at the dealer's & saw it for the first time. It isn't just red; it's RED.)

It's Schuldig's car! Boy, am I glad I don't dye my hair ginger these days...

[daegaer.livejournal.com]

I did get the Yaris! It's so red that till I got used to it, I felt that people were staring at me :-)

[munchkinott.livejournal.com]

*drools*

Dude, I think I'm in lust with your car. O.o

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Dude, I've fisted it already ;)

[feanelwa.livejournal.com]

Ma'am, you can give me a ride anyday.

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Should I make it to Cambridge ever again, you're welcome :)

[suzerain.livejournal.com]

git.

*mumbles and curses* :)

nice. though it's not an alfa romeo, so could be better...

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Ah, but Stockport = damp = bad for Alfa electrics. When I have a house with a garage, maybe :)

I need *something* to make up for having this job.

[flamma-lupus.livejournal.com]

oooh, very nice!
I call shotgun! :)

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Join the queue, Mister!

(Thanks!)

[sesquipedality.livejournal.com]

Truly your penis is very very small indeed.

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

I'll have to start wearing corduroy jackets with old blue jeans next, and yelling "POWER!" every time I go round a corner.

[nannyo.livejournal.com]

GLEE GLEE GLEE GLEE GLEE GLEE GLEE GLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

CAR = LOVELY

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

I keep grinning :) It's a car I actually *wanted* rather than the best I could afford, and the added road tax / insurance cost just feels like I'm spoiling myself rather than wasting money :)

I might not be able to give both you & Mup a lift in it at the same time... The back "seat" is sized for Shrublette, or perhaps minspi.

But Oh! I needed a car, so I don't feel guilty, but I'm not used to buying the one I actually *want*! Eeeee!

[pmoodie.livejournal.com]

That is red!

But don't worry about having a small willy. Apparently, women say it's not size that matters, it's what you do with it!

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Pile of crap! That's a tactful way of saying "I'm desperate for a shag", "I'm after your money" or "I'm so insecure I'll lie to get you to stick around". Or similar. Although girth is more important than length.

Ahem.

Yes. I shall compensate wildly and have an early midlife crisis ;)

[pmoodie.livejournal.com]

This is why I say "apparently." ;P

I don't even have a car, so I'm not sure what that says about my length and girth.

Ahem.

[ulaidhan.livejournal.com]

That is indeed scarily red....

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Even redder than the average LJer's politics!

[ulaidhan.livejournal.com]

Heh.

I suspect that there might be a number of blues and greens around this particular journal....

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Probably, yes ;) I reckon I settle around green myself, being a mix of fiscally Conservative, tree-huggingly hippy (apart from cars) and socially liberal. The reds are extremely so, however...

[ulaidhan.livejournal.com]

There's a substantial hard-right presence, particularly if you poke around anywhere that politically-active American posters might frequent.

I had the pleasure a while back of being simultaneously accused of being a fascist bastard and a socialist sell-out a while back, by different strata of American political opinion. ;)

[princesspy.livejournal.com]

Ooooh very swish indeedy!!! I shall endeavour to not race you if I see you on the road cos you'll probably beat me :(

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

I probably would - the accelerator's amazingly sensitive, and 30 on the speedo's where I'm used to 15 being...

I was doing 50 in a 40 zone without noticing on the test drive. It's 2 1/2 years since I last got points on my licence - I was doing so well!