Pile of crap! That's a tactful way of saying "I'm desperate for a shag", "I'm after your money" or "I'm so insecure I'll lie to get you to stick around". Or similar. Although girth is more important than length.
Ahem.
Yes. I shall compensate wildly and have an early midlife crisis ;)
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Date: 2007-03-14 11:00 am (UTC)But don't worry about having a small willy. Apparently, women say it's not size that matters, it's what you do with it!
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Date: 2007-03-14 11:11 am (UTC)Ahem.
Yes. I shall compensate wildly and have an early midlife crisis ;)
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Date: 2007-03-14 11:20 am (UTC)I don't even have a car, so I'm not sure what that says about my length and girth.
Ahem.