White suits & Woe

[puddingcat]

So, Karen Millen is having a big sale, and the Gorgeous Nearly-White Suit was reduced - the jackets by 70% and the trousers by 50%. It would have been rude *not* to try it on.



If they'd had the jackets in a 14, I'd have bought one. No question. They didn't, so I didn't.

The trousers, though... These were well-made, in nice heavy suiting material (a dense weave; none of this flimsy stuff) and lined well.

They were still see-through enough to tell what the colour of my underwear. The style & cut were good enough that I didn't get a vpl, except so far as the colour changed (my knickers being a different colour from my skin).

Which begs the question (at least, it does to WK fans), How do Schwarz manage? Do they all wear thongs? Wear briefs matched *exactly* to their skintones? Go commando?

I can see them smirking from here...

Comments

[twisted-times.livejournal.com]

They probably go commando...

[miss-s-b.livejournal.com]

I can't speak for WK, but I know that I wear thongs because whatever style and shape of knickers I buy, they always get stuck up the crack of my arse. So I might as well get knickers that are DESIGNED to get stuck up the crack of my arse.

[pink-weasel.livejournal.com]

Big white pants that come down to your knees. Then it just looks like suit lining.

[daegaer.livejournal.com]

Schwarz go commando, I'd say. Though they may not need to, as no doubt their white suits of evil, in keeping with men's clothes generally, are made of sterner stuff than girl!clothes. They also wax, so as to avoid distracting people who see them from the front.