puddingcat | White suits & Woe

So, Karen Millen is having a big sale, and the Gorgeous Nearly-White Suit was reduced - the jackets by 70% and the trousers by 50%. It would have been rude *not* to try it on.

If they'd had the jackets in a 14, I'd have bought one. No question. They didn't, so I didn't.

The trousers, though... These were well-made, in nice heavy suiting material (a dense weave; none of this flimsy stuff) and lined well.

They were still see-through enough to tell what the colour of my underwear. The style & cut were good enough that I didn't get a vpl, except so far as the colour changed (my knickers being a different colour from my skin).

Which begs the question (at least, it does to WK fans), How do Schwarz manage? Do they all wear thongs? Wear briefs matched *exactly* to their skintones? Go commando?

I can see them smirking from here...