White suits & Woe

[puddingcat]

So, Karen Millen is having a big sale, and the Gorgeous Nearly-White Suit was reduced - the jackets by 70% and the trousers by 50%. It would have been rude *not* to try it on.



If they'd had the jackets in a 14, I'd have bought one. No question. They didn't, so I didn't.

The trousers, though... These were well-made, in nice heavy suiting material (a dense weave; none of this flimsy stuff) and lined well.

They were still see-through enough to tell what the colour of my underwear. The style & cut were good enough that I didn't get a vpl, except so far as the colour changed (my knickers being a different colour from my skin).

Which begs the question (at least, it does to WK fans), How do Schwarz manage? Do they all wear thongs? Wear briefs matched *exactly* to their skintones? Go commando?

I can see them smirking from here...

Comments

[twisted-times.livejournal.com]

They probably go commando...

[miss-s-b.livejournal.com]

I can't speak for WK, but I know that I wear thongs because whatever style and shape of knickers I buy, they always get stuck up the crack of my arse. So I might as well get knickers that are DESIGNED to get stuck up the crack of my arse.

[pink-weasel.livejournal.com]

LOL! You're clearly not feeding your bottom enough if it wants to eat your pants.

[pink-weasel.livejournal.com]

Big white pants that come down to your knees. Then it just looks like suit lining.

[pink-weasel.livejournal.com]

Oh and you remove both at once if you have an "audience" therefore avoiding any Bridget Jones moments and giving your voyer the impression that you like to go commando.

[daegaer.livejournal.com]

Inspired!

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

You know, I'm now envisioning Mars!Schwarz wearing Victorian bloomers. Or I was, until that led on to them in Victorian / Edwardian swimming costumes. Dear God, someone capable of fanart needs to be reading this!

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Nooo! They're always nylon and sweaty! Sweaty bits are horrible!

(eeee, a genuine reason to use my bear pants icon!)

[daegaer.livejournal.com]

Schwarz go commando, I'd say. Though they may not need to, as no doubt their white suits of evil, in keeping with men's clothes generally, are made of sterner stuff than girl!clothes. They also wax, so as to avoid distracting people who see them from the front.

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Schuldig and Bendy Kitten, definitely. Farfarello would too, just for convenience. Crawford strikes me as more of a Calvin Klein jockey shorts man, however, and Nagi's *far* too traditional to dress any way Schuldig might approve of.

Might I be thinking about this too much?