Cats.

[puddingcat]

Anyone have any idea why Pootle felt it essential to jump on my head at 3am and trample it, while turbopurring like a DBS and dribbling in my ear? So essential, in fact, that even being pushed off twice didn't stop her; she just bounced off the floor & right back onto the pillow again.

Of course, that just woke Sausage up, and he bounced on my ribs until I rolled over & let him snore on my tummy. I'm glad someone got a good night's sleep.

Is this what they call being pussywhipped?

Comments

[pmoodie.livejournal.com]

Is this what they call being pussywhipped?

No.

I got the first good night's sleep I've had in aaaages last night, thanks to ear-plug technology! :)

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Rubbish!

Next thing, you'll be telling me a hummer isn't necessarily a large American car!

[pmoodie.livejournal.com]

It isn't.

It's a particularly noxious fart that smells like a mixture of rotten eggs and marsh-gas.

[princesspy.livejournal.com]

I get that most nights. A friend stayed over once and happened to walk in my room the next morning, he thought I was wearing a hat in bed.

When I try to push Pippa off, she circles round my head and thwaps me with her paw on my nose then headbuts me violently. Busby then sits on my chest purring like a traction engine and rendering me immobile. I think they just like seeing me squirm. Keeps me warm though.

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Most nights, I get Pootle wrapped round my head & Sausage asleep by my knees. I get a small amount of trampling as they settle down, then they're quiet until they think they have a chane of getting breakfast.

Last night was Party Night. Apparently.

[ihavecake.livejournal.com]

All humans are pussywhipped. Every cat reserves the right to do whatever they want, whenever they want to. It's just some cats exert this right more than others...

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

That sounds about right. I know my place.

[miss-s-b.livejournal.com]

Byron was all clingy and snuggly last night too. Must be something in the water.

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Well, the sky was the brightest pink I've seen loutside a cybergoth convention this morning, so perhaps it's an atmpospheric thing?

[miss-s-b.livejournal.com]

He's been clingy all day...

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

Closing your bedroom door would prevent any cat invasion at night...

[twisted-times.livejournal.com]

...and precipitate the creation of a shredded door instead

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

Some stainless steel should do the trick. ;o)

[cabd.livejournal.com]

If you're going to wire the door into the mains as a cat deterrent, I'd go for copper.

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

That's far too cruel, I was thinking metal sheeting.

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Then they spend all night (until I give in) scrabbling a the door & the carpet and howling. If they're particularly pissed off, they'll bring Something in and disembowel it as well.

[twisted-times.livejournal.com]

Whenever I got to bed, Jools always bimbles into the room, jumps on top of me, sits on my chest and purrs like a Bugatti, even while I pick her up and show to the end of the bed to keep my feet warm and stop my chest from being crushed. She usually disagrees with this course of action and clambers back up my chest two or three time before she elects to sleep on my feet instead.

In the mornings I usually get tagg-teamed by Stark and Domino sitting on my chest, sometimes joined by Jools to make it three against one. Call me crazy, but I think it's their way of letting me know that they think I should get out of bed and feed them...

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Like I said to princesspy, I'm used to them sitting on my head & knees. I'm not used to early morning outpourings of love & devotion (and dribble) while having my ear chewed.

[twisted-times.livejournal.com]

Stark tends to lick me to death whenever he sees me (I'm definitely his person) but especially when he wants fed. I think that's a lot to with him having no voice and he can't meow, so he's very physically demonstrative.

[ladynaberrie.livejournal.com]

I think that's being pussytrampled.

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

If squeezyfeet weren't so adorable (hair between the toes!), I'd have been annoyed...

[ladynaberrie.livejournal.com]

Fergi's cuteness is the only thing that allows him to stay in one piece every time he tries to demolish my tree or chew my shoes on the rack.

[twisted-times.livejournal.com]

Or she could just get them perpetually stoned on catnip instead... ;p