I always thought I'd be a grown up when I grew up

snapesbabe and strangefrontier!

The tickets have arrived!

*runs round in circles doing the "shoot that fokker" dance*

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ION, I Win At Life. And almost-forgotten wine-tasting extravaganzas. I might have to change my name to Wez, with all the Winning I've been doing. Except that would be Scary. Also, wine + pseudoephedrine hydrochloride = very strange head spaces and almost hallucinogenic Wayne's World-style wibbly effects.

But, Did You Know that Chilean wine has a different root stock from that found anywhere else in the world, cos the wine Plague couldn't cross the mountains?

I did. Which is Why We Won.

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So. I got my photoprinted in Kerrang! when I was 16, and my name (and a disengage-rational-mind, unedited hindbrain rant) printed in Top Gear when I'm 32. Not counting being in The Times when passed my exams, cos everyone gets that. Where shall I aim for next?

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And now I can't breathe again. I'm off to steam clean my sinuses.