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[puddingcat]

BEST CAT NAME EVER

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[feanelwa.livejournal.com]

And I wonder why it could possibly have earned the name Sgt Podge...

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Further evidence for cats earning their names :)

[scribblemoose]

Back at home, Sgt Podge has breakfast before going to sleep by a warm radiator.

It's a hard life, eh?

Ah, cats. =^_^=

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Argh! I now have Queen in my head! All dressed up as unicorns and Death and giant prawns!

This is a tricky situation,
You've only got yourself to blame...

It could be the soundtrack to so much fandom...

[nannyo.livejournal.com]

very appropriate to appearance as well. Very regimental looking!

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Far too important to be a mere Sergeant, though. Major would be more suitable, IMO :)

[ginasketch.livejournal.com]

Sgt. Podge needs to be chauffered less and excercise more.

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

When you figure out how to make a cat exercise, let me know.

[ginasketch.livejournal.com]

The only method I can think of is to put it on a treadmill and show it a picture of Michael Vick everytime it looks over it's shoulder.

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

You'd have to enclose the actual belt bit *entirely*, or the cat would vanish off through whatever hole it could find or just stand on the one square inch left uncovered.

[feanelwa.livejournal.com]

Pick it up, walk down the garden and put it down. This also involves exercising the human, which is a bit of a flaw in the plan.

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

I've tried that! Jasper sat down and went to sleep.

[feanelwa.livejournal.com]

Then you have to go back to the house and shake the biscuit box :) cat cannot stay there forever.

[lanfykins.livejournal.com]

I'm more worried about the lacerations...

[sesquipedality.livejournal.com]

Weegie Love!

And it's not so fat. That's mostly fur.