BPAL: A Cheap Drunk, and Puddingcatnip

[puddingcat]

Bewitching Brews - ABSINTHE
Fall under the spell of our Green Fairy! An intoxicating blend containing wormwood essence, light mints, cardamom, anise, hyssop, and the barest hint of lemon.

Lemon (drops or toilet cleaner? Not sure, but there's too much of it), aniseed, some mint. More like Pernod than Absinthe. Tolerable, and hence a disappointment.


Sin & Salvation - LAUDANUM
The essence of the most debauched hunger encapsulated into a perfume. Desire beyond love, anguish beyond sanity. Nutmeg, sassafras, black poppy and myrrh.

Woe! I'm gutted that I had 2 imps of this and gave one to nannyo to avoid doubling up.

I'd have to f-lock this entry to protect anyone under 18 if I wanted to say what I'm *really* thinking but I want to hump something right now. The polite version is that I want to climb inside my own wrist and inhale until I explode. It’s a Victorian Christmas gone wrong; nutmeg and pomanders, but while smoking way too much poppy in an attempt to pretend the world isn’t real, and that something odd isn't going on next door. It's debauchery, sheer physical lust and indulgence, without anything like morals or hangups or pretensions to decency getting in the way. It does get a little sharper after the first few minutes, but not sour or unpleasant. I could lose hours just breathing deeply around this, and I’d swap two other imps for one of this. I like it that much. I wonder how much a bathtub full of it would cost?