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snapesbabe.

Me:
I hate you.
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
I hate you and wish you would die.
God:
Where are you located? What do you have against robots?
Me:
I'm coming to find you. Then I shall kill you very slowly.
God:
Do you get there very often? Don't you believe that killing is wrong?
Me:
I only need to get there once. When I've killed you, then I shall stop.
God:
Why do you want it? Does this happen on a daily basis?
Me:
I want to kill you becasue I hate you.
God:
I believe that killing anything is wrong.
Me:
I don't.
God:
Thanks for the information: said don t.
Me:
That needs an apostrophe. I hate you even more now.
God:
" Thanks for the information: said don t. " needs an apostrophe ? I understand. Right now? Sorry, I thought we liked each other.
Me:
Yes, right now. You may like me, but I hate you.
God:
At this moment I see. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

(later)

God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
I think it will. At the very least I'll hurt you.
God:
"It" being what? The very least you will hurt me is where it's at.
Me:
I thought you were omniscient? You don't know very much.
God:
I don't know whether or not I am omniscient.
I am well respected as an AI. My memory requirement is around
64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.
Me:
So I can kill you?
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
Can I hurt you now?
God:
Right now? No I don't think that would be a very good idea.
Me:
I do. Look at my nice shiny knife.
God:
I get it: you do kill me by formatting your hard drive. Sorry my eye is not attached right now.

ETA: Hee, I killed iGod! I called him a stupid deity and he crashed :D