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[puddingcat]

Dearest F-list, please comment below, filling in the blanks.


Dear Puddingcat,

You have a nice______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me =________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________.

Love,
_______________

(P.S. ______________.)


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Comments

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[karohemd.livejournal.com]

Dear puddingcat,

You have a nice racksmile. You make me smile. You should visit more often. Someday I will cook for you. You + me = photographer + model. If I saw you now I'd be asking you out for lunch. I would build a chocolate castle just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be "Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend".

Love,
Ozzy

(P.S. Looking forward to Strawberry Fair!)

[fire-kitten.livejournal.com]

You have a nice day. You make me remember it's too long since I've visited. You should come over for an evening in the turkish baths here. Someday I will work out how this should be punctuated. You + me =starbucks coffee. If I saw you now I'd wonder how you got into this trainign course. I would build a chocolte cake just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be out of tune.

Love,
Me

(P.S. When shall we get together to do fun girlie stuff?.)

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

Damn, I should have thought of that answer to the song bit. ;o/

[miss-s-b.livejournal.com]

Dear Puddingcat,

You have a nice dress sense. You make me feel like I need to up my game so I'm not outshone by you. You should stop worrying so much; you rock, and we all know it. Someday I will convince you of that. You + me = Maiden groupies. Oh yeah ;). If I saw you now I'd give you a big hug and a large drink. I would build a perfect man who'll treat you as you deserve to be tret just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be the Sexy Data Tango.

Love,

SB

(P.S. I only just resisted "pair of tits" for the fist bit ;))

[rms.livejournal.com]

Dear Puddingcat,

You have a nice brain. You make me think. You should be happy and well. Someday I will have a proper conversation with you about madness, and drugs and therapies. You + me = mad physicists. If I saw you now I'd wonder how you got to my work and warn you off as we all have lergi. I would build a TARDIS just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be out of tune but very enthusiastic

Love, RMS

(P.S. You're great.)

[tooth-fairy.livejournal.com]

Dear Puddingcat,

You have a nice smile. You make me think of boobies. You should dance.
Someday I will drink many cocktails with you. You+me= not seeing enough of each other. If I saw you now I'd introduce you to the little un who is also here. I would build a pamper palace just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Ladykillers.

Love

Jeni

P.S. I still have your fluffy lights.

[norfolkian.livejournal.com]

Dear Puddingcat,

You have a nice figure (since someone already stole my 'rack' joke!). You make me laugh. You should always wear corsets. Someday I will sponsor you for another marathon thing. You + me =raven-haired beauties. If I saw you now I'd hug you. I would build a Porsche 911 just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be something by Iron Maiden.

Love,
Charlene

(P.S. You are lovely.)

[nurse-liz.livejournal.com]

Dear puddingcat,

You have a nice style. You make me proud of what you have overcome over the last few years. You should be spoilt rotten by a rich sexy bloke. Someday I will see you more often. You + me = fabulous! If I saw you now I'd be delighted and give you a huge hug. I would build a fast car just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be EPIC.

Love,
Liz xxx

(P.S. See you soon.)

[kitty-goth.livejournal.com]

Dear Puddingcat,

You have a nice top-notch mind. You make me smile. You should hire a sports car and drive me north to see the aurora. Someday I will buy you some sharks with fricken lasers attached to their heads. You + me = trouble!. If I saw you now I'd be very surprised. I would build a cyclotron just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be 'Lobachevsky' by Tom Lehrer.

Love,
Kitty

(P.S. Looking forward to seeing you.)