I always thought I'd be a grown up when I grew up

I don't see real ladies' loos as a wonderful thing because whenever I'm not the only one in the toilets, there's a group of yappy, bigoted and irritating women leaning over all the sinks doing their makeup in the mirror and looking at you as if you've committed a criminal offence when you say "excuse me, please may I get to the sink". That's pretty much why I didn't join the LJ community and, er, yes.