Monkeys!

[puddingcat]

Monkeys!
Made me laugh, even if I'm not entirely convinced by some of the points. Or the jokes.

Comments

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Why not? They're all monkeyish and stuff!

I'm pretty sure both my boobs make the same noise. Perhaps it's like a piano keyboard if you line enough people up? Then yours would be just either side of Middle C, and on different staves?

We need to find a pianist to test this.

[pink-weasel.livejournal.com]

I think they are too similar to people I meet in london.

What's that instrument with lots of horns in a row? Harry Hill has one. If all boobs are slightly different* and everyone's boobs are individual it makes sense that they all make different noises.

*mine are pretty symetrical so I'm not sure why people go about saying that...

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Ok, so yours are only a semitone apart :)

Oooh, or the Mouse Organ from Monty Python! With slightly less violent banging, though.

[pink-weasel.livejournal.com]

Yes. Boobs hit with a mallet tend to make for a lot of swearing and cursing I would imagine. Though that could be music.

I wonder if little ones go pip pip?