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Jun. 30th, 2003 01:43 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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crocodilewings:
Neville's cactus. I'm sorry, but could that be made any more phallic? It's mentioned three distinct times in the book. In the first, he pokes it and it squirts fluid everywhere, in the second, he's gazing at it longingly in the moonlight, and in the third, it's expanded to many times its original size and makes strange noises when he strokes it!
This could prove worse than the Giant Squid in fanfic land.
crocodilewings:Neville's cactus. I'm sorry, but could that be made any more phallic? It's mentioned three distinct times in the book. In the first, he pokes it and it squirts fluid everywhere, in the second, he's gazing at it longingly in the moonlight, and in the third, it's expanded to many times its original size and makes strange noises when he strokes it!
This could prove worse than the Giant Squid in fanfic land.
