This time, I'm serious.

Would anyone like to buy my car?

Mazda 323F GXi
First registered 31 Jan 2002 (51 plate)
5 door hatchback
Petrol
5-speed manual transmission
1598cc
183 g/km CO2 emissions
~36,000 miles

Tax & MOT to Feb 2007
Full service history
Insurance group 6

Length: 4250 mm
Width: 1705 mm
Height: 1420 mm
10m turning circle

Has aircon & Radio / CD / cassette, remote central locking, rake-adjustable steering wheel.

I'll start at £4,200 (based on what I paid, and th remaining tax / MOT).