puddingcat | (no subject)

I got tagged by at least 2 people, and it's this or reading up on client acceptance procedures:

1. I have only a general idea what colour my hair really is.
2. I was born in Hitchin.
3. If money were no object, I’d drive a DB9.
4. If petrol and availability were no object, I’d drive a Dodge Charger.
5. As it is, I’d settle for a Mark I (original & best) or Mark II (from the year I was born) Ford Capri.
6. I had a crush on Brian May until he married Anita Dobson.
7. My middle name’s Louise. I’m a real life J Lo.
8. I can get recognisable tunes out of any recorder, bassoons, Bflat clarinets, guitars (bass and 6 string) and violins. I’m actually pretty good at playing some of those.
9. I quite often mix up left & right.
10. I passed my full motorbike test, but didn’t get the pass certificate processed. If I wanted to get a bike now, I’d have to retake it.
11. I can stand on one leg, with my eyes closed & not holding onto anything, for at least 5 minutes (then I got bored).
12. I have a younger sister who lives in South London with her husband & a collection of cookbooks.
13. I’m shorter than both my parents.
14. I don’t feel comfortable if I’m not wearing *something* black.
15. I enjoyed seeing the Spice Girls in concert.
16. I cry at Born Free & its sequels.
17. The thought of spelunking scares me.
18. So does the thought of programming / coding / whatever it’s called these days. I might not be able to do it.
19. I’d have plastic surgery if I could afford it. Why diet when surgery’s quicker & less work?
20. I really want a career that interests me, but I’d give it all up to be a lady of leisure who does Good Things for charity in between trips to the gym and shopping.

Go on then,