I always thought I'd be a grown up when I grew up

Have the stress of too much boring urgent work, too little interesting work, too long grass, too much bum, too much clutter and too few plans.

Went comfort shopping at lunch; bought new £20 jeans from Dotty P's (old Gap ones have a hole where I've pulled them up by belt loops too often) and lots of cheese (smoked, Emmenthal & goats') from the Dutch food market. Also comfort ate; waffle with maple syrup from the market, crayfish salad from Pret and Pretzel (also from Pret).

Now wondering how quickly cheap jeans will lose their shape & go baggy round the back. They have a good flare to them, though; they give me an hourglass figure - below the waist...

Have not heard back from Person Supposed to be Posting Me An Interesting Parcel, nor that Parcel I Posted has arrived safely. Poo.