Because I should be studying.

[puddingcat]

(Taken from kyou_kara_maou and warped to suit my own purposes.)

This is how it works:

1. Pick an open letter.
2. Pick a prompt that starts with that letter (ex. K is for Kitten)
3. Pick a fandom (WK, Saiyuki - manga or Gaiden, but please god not Nii, Hetalia dammit, Antique Bakery), and a character/pairing.

And I'll write a drabble for you.

A
B
C
D
E is for Ensuing.
F
G
H is for Hoarse Whisper.
I is for Inspiration.
J
K
L
M
N
O
P is for Pretty, and also Poland.
Q is for Quibble.
R is for Red.
S
T is for Tickle.
U
V
W
X
Y
Z is for Zenith.

Comments

In which the Holy Roman Empire visits Poland (200 words plus footnote)

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Hey, this short dude came to visit today. You'd think he'd never, like seen a civilised court before - he was all "Oh man!" this and "Whoah!" that, and couldn't stop, like, staring at my ass. Which, I mean, fair enough, but dude Time and a place, yeah?

So he made the Boss a proper King an' all, and gave him his own crown (which was, like, way prettier than anything else he had). Oh, and a couple bits of rusty metal. Like, what's with that, dude, I thought, but I've been practising my manners so I kept quiet. Then the Boss had, like, the seriously cool idea to get rid of this totally grody old body he had out back, but I was like, Man, if this guy wants it, so might someone else, dude? Go easy on dishing out the body parts, yeah? And he was like, Good point, Polska, and I was like Well, duh.

So we gave the guy an arm, and he seemed way happy with it. At any rate, he and the Boss wouldn't stop kissing till I reminded them they were, like, in Court. Man.

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The year 1000; the actual quote from Gallus, via The Book, is:
...the Roman Emperor cried out in admiration: By the crown of my Empire! What I see far exceeds what I have heard!..."

Taking the Imperial diadem from his own brow, he placed it on the head of Bolesław as a sign of union and friendship, and for an ensign of state he gave him a nail from the Holy Cross and the lance of Saint Maurice, in return for which Bolesław gave him the arm of Saint Adalbertus. And they felt such love on that day that the Emperor named him brother and associate in the Empire...

Re: In which the Holy Roman Empire visits Poland (200 words plus footnote)

[daegaer.livejournal.com]

Oh, Poland. Of course the HRE couldn't stop staring at your ass!

Poor Poland clearly feels Christianity is a bit too wild for his recently pagan sensibilities :-) All that kissing!

Re: In which the Holy Roman Empire visits Poland (200 words plus footnote)

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

He's at ass height! He can't help it! (No wonder he reacts so strongly to Chibitalia's frilly panties...)

Oh, Poland. How you double the length of anything with all your "like, totally, dude"s. (The kissing bit was a reference I couldn't find when I went looking, but the chronicler made a point to say that they'd kissed each other *twice on each cheek*!!11!1!)

Re: In which the Holy Roman Empire visits Poland (200 words plus footnote)

[daegaer.livejournal.com]

The middle ages were a time of unrivalled passions and cheek-kissing! And body-snatching.