Eye bleach, stat!

[puddingcat]

Things that Should Not Exist: an ongoing series.

- A Rolls Royce Phantom, in a shade of pink more commonly assocciated with tongues. Except slightly sparkly.

*Shudders*

Comments

[pink-weasel.livejournal.com]

Now I'm imagining a slurpy inside out whale on wheels. No. I like pink cars but tongue pink is wrong wrong wrong.

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

tongue pink is wrong wrong wrong

Except for tongues. Which this wasn't.

[pmoodie.livejournal.com]

Bleeeeeuch!

I have no idea what a Rolls Royce Phantom looks like, but no car should be tongue-coloured!

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Big, boxy & ugly, actually. Uglier in tongue-pink.

[pmoodie.livejournal.com]

I tried to imagine a car that wouldn't look uglier in tongue pink, and this is all I could come up with:

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

It's the big chunky limousine.
Pass the bleach when you're done, please.

[little-smaug.livejournal.com]

Oh dear lord. That has to be an arrestable offence, surely?

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Given its numberplate (three letters. No numbers.) I doubt anyone would dare :(

First against the wall when I'm in charge, though. Oh, yes.

[miss-s-b.livejournal.com]

Was it ASS ?

[pmoodie.livejournal.com]

Or NOB?

[miss-s-b.livejournal.com]

Or TIT !

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

I suppose the colour would be similar...

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha! A tongue called ASS - Ace Rimmer would be proud!

[miss-s-b.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah

[ihavecake.livejournal.com]

No no no no no. I maintain that everyone with money has to demonstrate they have taste before they're allowed to spend any of it.

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Definitely. And they should demonstrate by spending it on me. Or you.