Sharing the pain

[puddingcat]

So. The Advent calendar this year¹ has not only chocolate behind each door, but also a bad cracker-style joke. Never one to keep pain to myself², I'm sharing them³. So, without more ado:

1 December:
What King do you see every Christmas?


A Stoc-King!

Oh, my sides.




1: a Celebrations one; the partners bought one for everyone.

2. Unless it's the "I'm bleeding from the crotch" pain, in which case suffering my filthy mood is quite bad enough.

3. The jokes. Not the chocolate.

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