Talk to me!

[puddingcat]

- Boozy weekend, first with vulgarcriminal and others, including Real Life Friends, then SB. Shrublette likes my lap as well as my floppy doggy ears (*facepalms*). Pugsley tried to go to sleep in my sleeve.

- Week off the gym hasn't hurt. Ran faster than usual. Go Me. Next stop, the Great North Run (half marathon) next year. Still no endorphin rush, but is bloody nice to get better at something I was always rubbish at.

- Bumped into neilhist; me on way to lunch, him on way to gym. Hmmmm, maybe this is why he's doing better at the shaping up thing than me?

- Ate All The Garlic In The World (with a bit of chicken & rice) at Koh Samui. V Nice Thai food. I smell now.

- Saw Quattroporte & Vantage. V Nice. Still want an Alfa Spider, though.

Comments

[dr-wez.livejournal.com]

Isn't Koh Samui an island resort?

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Possibly. It's also a Thai restaurant that's changed its "Executive Lunch" for a "Business Lunch". The difference seems to be more garlic.

[dr-wez.livejournal.com]

Makes sense. Isn't it garlic, holy-water and sunlight that kills executives?

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

That's it. They thrive on fluorescent strip lighting and beer. Holy water & garlic are far too healthy, and sunlight implies they're missing valuable working time.

[dr-wez.livejournal.com]

Next thing you know, they'll start serving stakes.

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

That wouldn't work. Executives (especially those in HM Revenue & Customs, such as the friend with whom I was lunching) are famously heartless.

[dr-wez.livejournal.com]

That's the one thing I never could stand about Santa Clara - all the damned Executives.

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Casts a whole new light on Santa & his helpers, doesn't it?

[dr-wez.livejournal.com]

Santa Clara was only his stage-name at weekends, to be fair.

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

That's made me think of a wonderful idea for a stage show.

Puff The Magic Drag King.

[dr-wez.livejournal.com]

How, out of interest, is that anything but Disturbing and Wrong?

[nannyo.livejournal.com]

'Lo! I'm very bored. Am collecting german and finnish legislation, which I can't read for the obvious reasons. Thus I will have to find a translator who knows about zoos. Argh, and grrr...
N.

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Ask Lordi! They'll translate the FInnish for you!

[nannyo.livejournal.com]

Ask Lordi! Would that be better than Ask Dr. Wez? Hee heee, it would give the Sea Life Centres quite a fright: Zoos require HARD RAWK in their enclosures.

[dr-wez.livejournal.com]

Am collecting german and finnish legislation, which I can't read for the obvious reasons.

Your head is filled with penguins in boxes? Mine too! Have a sprout.

[professoryaffle.livejournal.com]

but what if you have the odd polar bear, doesn't it get confusing?

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

They can be tempted away with offers of clear mints :)

[professoryaffle.livejournal.com]

see I am not sure polar bears like mints anymore, probably been offered too many already

penguins on the otherhand they probably have never tried before and might be tasty then it would get very messy in there and there might be empty boxes and where would that lead, you would end up with a few fat polar bears and mostly woodlice

[dr-wez.livejournal.com]

Only if it's a bi-polar bear.

[professoryaffle.livejournal.com]

surely that would only be confusing is you only had 2 bears of the opposite sex and they were both bi!

[dr-wez.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but we could take them to the North Pole and watch them spin.

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Break dancing polar bears? Funky!

[dr-wez.livejournal.com]

Fuhnkehh. Fhunkehhh. Now you try.

[nannyo.livejournal.com]

Funkeeeeeee*snaps* FunkYYYY

[nurse-liz.livejournal.com]

If its a bi-polar bear, I'm sure I could help.

[dr-wez.livejournal.com]

*wimper*

[nannyo.livejournal.com]

I clear the penguins regularly, as I don't want guano to accumulate in my head. It makes typing hard.
N.

[dr-wez.livejournal.com]

And then you'd have shit for brains.

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

I'm crap at both legal texts and zoology, I'm afraid, but whiskeylover specialises in legal translations. :o(

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

I'm looking forward to seeing you on Saturday! :o)