Mainly cos nannyo asked for it:

[puddingcat]

Pictures of my knitting:

Here,
here, and here.

See, I *told* you it looks like a rectum.

It's actually going to be a Klein bottle hat. I'm hoping it looks less - erm - biological when I start the shaping.


(and a couple more of Jasper & Jeremy)

Comments

[nurse-liz.livejournal.com]

Tee hee! You are making a rectum hat...

You are a bumhead... *giggle*

(Gosh, I'm mature this evening!)

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

I will, truly, have my head up my arse!

[miss-s-b.livejournal.com]

It does look like a rectum. I would have happily confirmed this to any unbelievers.

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

It's getting a bit long for a willy warmer now, isn't it?

I have some of that yarn in purple as well. I could get *really* creative & do a heart, with different colours for the atria & ventricles :)

[miss-s-b.livejournal.com]

LOL your knitting in Lights...

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

*Groans*

I dunno. I'm not sure I'd have the stomach for it.

[miss-s-b.livejournal.com]

* cackle *

Think of the fun you could have talking through your rectum ;)

[ihavecake.livejournal.com]

jasper and jeremy

Cutest tag EVAR!! I want some arse knitting now...

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

I call him Sausage. Not Jeremy; Jasper, I mean. Um. "Sausage and Jeremy" would have an entirely different tone, don't you think?

I wonder whether there's a profit in knitting sex toys? Or indeed, in knittig biological specimens? Oooh, I could knit molecules! Then it's only a few small steps to the original idea of knitted supercars!

*plots*

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

Did you see the "real" Klein bottles?

I'm not sure about knitted toys but I've seen knitted vibrator/dildo cosies on ebay. ;o)
There are already plush microbes so why not?

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Yup - I found the link after some surfing from that site! Though I deny strenuously that they're real, unless their makers have access to a TARDIS.

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

Hence the quotes. :o)
BTW, did you get the mail with my measurements?

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Yes, I did! Now, should I inflict biological knitting on you? Hmm...

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

Hehe, go for it. As long as it's not a knitted anus, it's cool.

[pink-weasel.livejournal.com]

1. Will you have to remove your head to put it inside the hat? Is this wise?

2. Oh the Glee at watching Jeremy being mauled by a giant cat!

3. I'm sure there's a knitted flamingo picture somewhere on the internet that looks like internal organs but I can't find it...

[twisted-times.livejournal.com]

Klein Bottles are very cool... it's just a pity you havn't yet got the knack of being able to knit in four-dimensional space for that fully authentic, closed, non-orientable, boundary-free manifold experience! ;p

[(Anonymous)]

I've tried and failed to think of a reasonable way to get the line "Rectum? Damned near killed 'em!" into this thread. That is all.

[nmg.livejournal.com]

Arse. Log in, *then* post.