I always thought I'd be a grown up when I grew up

Life's a bitch and then you die! But I have managed to sneak in all the pagan festivals in my displays/got 2 huge new display boards up/do a "quote of the week" which is often totally insidious/have played pop music in the library /ran art contests and crossword etc weeks/started a knitting club and managed to persuade at least half of the staff that I am an innovative and caring Librarian with a flair for involving the kids. (of course they havent heard me banning simple swear words in favour of more descriptive language - you can say Copulating Hades in my hearing but not F...Hell and so forth). After all libraries are supposed to be about extending your knowledge and vocabulary!!! Are you going to Fire Kitten's "Go Ape" jaunt? Will I see you there? (I shall be wandering around on the ground Catcalling and jeering at all the athletic prowess!!)