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[puddingcat]

Dammit.

Why can't I meet nice blokes with degrees who love Bach and can explain the physics of music and know Newton's Laws by heart and can drive Audis sideways and who understand about holding half a breath & shooting in between heartbeats?

Bumflies.

Comments

[pink-weasel.livejournal.com]

Have you tried advertising? on university notice boards perhaps?

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

They'd all be 18! That's hardly better than 16!

I should probably specify "At least 30" as well, shouldn't I?

[strangefrontier.livejournal.com]

If you find one, be prepared for a fight! Unless he's outwith my little south-eastern corner of England, because I'd term that a long-distance relationship, and I can't afford the travel!

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

How about a timeshare?

[munchkinott.livejournal.com]

Because James May isn't recognised on the GPS tracking signal matrix?

Yet...

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

*Sporfles*

I'd love to see someone suggest that he have a tracking device fitted...

[vampwillow]

it was rather good, wasn't it ... and I was creasing up when he looked so sorrowful having built a 'wall' at the foot of the wrong hill ...

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Ah.

Talking about James here; not Hamster ;)

[miss-s-b.livejournal.com]

Because life's a beach and then you get sunburn?

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Never! Goths don't *do* sunburn!

(Thus proving that I can't be a goth, becasue the real ones all deny it...)

[miss-s-b.livejournal.com]

Deny being a goth? Oh fuck... Well, as Brian said "well what sort of a chance does THAT give me?" LOL

[twisted-times.livejournal.com]

*does a quick count*

Well, six out of seven isn't bad, is it..? ;)

Yes, well

[dragonmamma.livejournal.com]

That's just the way it is. I fell about laughing over and over again last night watching their antics. Quite touched by James's inability to stand up on ice at an angle. Somehow it made him seem far more human and less godlike when you noticed how tightly he was holding onto the rail later on. See even physics quoting musical brilliant driving wizards get scared at times. But the Hamster and his wall......ROFL!

Re: Yes, well

[twisted-times.livejournal.com]

Hamster? I clearly missed a major televisual event...

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Depends which the seventh is ;)

[twisted-times.livejournal.com]

Well, I've never driven an Audi...

[nannyo.livejournal.com]

I have a cunning plan, milord, to hook you up with telly vet Steve Leonard, who I'm going to spend 4 days with in April. He's a vet, he's cute, he's a biker, he can shoot, I just don't know whether he's a nice fellow or not yet. I will of course have to observe him carefully first to see whether he's worthy of your puddingcatness, cos you deserve the bestest.
N.

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Oooh, sounds fab!

He's a vet. I don't believe vets can be *not* nice. Womanising lotharios, yes; but they need a degree of "nice" to get into the profession.

Sigh....

[brute-force.livejournal.com]

...is it because I live too far away? or is it my accent?
:)

Re: Sigh....

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Much too far away! I want someone who'll - erm - fill the gap when you aren't around ;p

(It's this that's got me all hot & bothered, btw).

"Girls don't like boys...

[brute-force.livejournal.com]

... girl like cars and money".... Yeah... I've heard that song.. LOL

[dr-wez.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. I *like* Bach, I think I remember Newton's laws, if it's the case that the Audi-ness of an Audi isn't intrinsic in the driving sideways experience then I vaguely pass that one, and I've been pistol-shooting (and actually hit something (other than myself) this time).

The rest, I'm sadly lacking in. Gahh, ganked by James May *again*. ;)

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Don't feel too bad. Most people would be ganked by James May.

You're saying you aren't a nice bloke. Either you're a very good actor, or you're Badly Mistaken.

[dr-wez.livejournal.com]

You're saying you aren't a nice bloke. Either you're a very good actor, or you're Badly Mistaken.

Or I'm fishing for compliments, perhaps?

Heeere, little feeshee...

[whotheheckami.livejournal.com]

Because there's no point knowing about holding half a breath & shooting in between heartbeats if you're probably too mad to get a firearms certifiacte anymore *kicks can* ;@)

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Probably, yes.

[whotheheckami.livejournal.com]

I meant that I wouldn't get a firearms certificate.

However, countries where I can happily blat away with automatic weapons may well appear on future itineraries ;@)