Where sheep go "Moo".

[puddingcat]

Good grief, I have insanity on both sides of my family.

The scene - showing off my knitting to the Parent People & pointing out the mostly-Merino-some-microfibre-and-some-cashmere fibre content of the wool.

Me - I can't wear any wool other than Merino. It doesn't agree with me.

Dad - Why? Does it make you go Moo?

Me & Mum - O.o

Comments

[miss-s-b.livejournal.com]

Do the cows go bong?

[nannyo.livejournal.com]

and the mice go clang!
N.

[riksowden.livejournal.com]

Either i'm tired or thats one of the funniest things EVER! Made me giggle like a loon!

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

You're telling me you've never heard of the famous Merino cows and their fine wool? ;o)

[dr-wez.livejournal.com]

I don't get it. Isn't Merino a cherry?

[twisted-times.livejournal.com]

That's Maraschino - mmm... cherries!

[dr-wez.livejournal.com]

... they go well with spicy brainz.

[twisted-times.livejournal.com]

Mmmm... brains!

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

I thought it was a Ferrari.

[dr-wez.livejournal.com]

I hear Ferraris are really good if you want to get from A to B really fast, in a straight line, and without necessarily stopping when you reach B.

Aah, yes

[dragonmamma.livejournal.com]

Parents just like mine were! Completely dotty. It's good to know that other people have to put up with it as well.
Glad to hear that your mum is doing well, though this is still the trying bit . Car sounds better than you're making out.
Like you I am struggling with the going back to work routine as the place is stuffed with morons. I want to b a dynamic catalyst full of good ideas and inspiration but spend my time being a policeman cos kids are so crappy nowadays. It's making it very difficult for me to get better every time the little bastards donate their germs to me as I dont really want to go back. Am desperately trying to find something more interesting before I actually lose thisjob altogether.
BTW can I pinch your swear phrase "arsebuckets and wankpants"? Sounds revolting and innovative at the same time. Hugs.