Oh, please let this offend somebody :)

[puddingcat]

Scientologists
Circle I Limbo

General asshats
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Creationists
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Auditors
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Tony and his Cronies
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Osama bin Laden
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

The Pope
Circle VII Burning Sands

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Red-haired children
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

Comments

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Ah, I missed out lawyers cos they're all half way to hell already :)

Apparently (so I'm told by one of the genuinely intelligent fanfic writers), Satan means "The Lawyer" in the original Hebrew (IIRC). Poor things had no chance, did they?