Kindly take note ;)

[puddingcat]

I am the Ideal Lover Most people have dreams in their youth that get shattered or worn down with age. They find themselves disappointed by people, events, reality, which cannot match their youthful ideals. Ideal Lovers thrive on people's broken dreams which become lifelong fantasies. You long for romance? Adventure? Lofty spiritual communion? The Ideal Lover reflects your fantasy. He or she is an artist creating the illusion you require. In a world of disenchantment and baseness, there is limitliess seductive power in following the path of the Ideal Lover. Symbol: The Portrait Painter. Under his eye, all of your physical imperfections disappear. He brings out noble qualities in you, frames you in a myth, makes you godlike, immortalises you. For his ability to create such fantasies, he is rewarded with great power.

What Type of Seducer are You?
created by polite_society

Comments

[riksowden.livejournal.com]

Well hello there ;)

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Whee! Sharpe!
Though, how am I supposed to iron out imperfections when there are none? Hmmm?

[riksowden.livejournal.com]

Hmm, hard work?

[miss-s-b.livejournal.com]

Fancy a shag, love? [/Yorkshire chat-up line]

Seriously, find me a bloke with that profile... ;)

[dr-wez.livejournal.com]

Not in any part of Yorkshire I grew up in...

The best chat-up line I've heard was the sound of the quiz-machine paying out, which summoned Duck-Lips from the bowels of the pub and caused her to spontaneously tongue-tackle Ellis.

[miss-s-b.livejournal.com]

Ah, but you're MALE. You have probably never been the subject of the greater-spotted clueless Yorkshireman's chat-ups.

The best/worst one I ever had was "Scuse me love, would you mind if I licked your flaps?"

[dr-wez.livejournal.com]

Are you sure that was a chat-up line, and that you weren't just shipping something by Royal Mail?

[miss-s-b.livejournal.com]

You're one of those strange polite men who thinks that all men are like you, aren't you? Most men aren't, I'm afraid. Most men are boorish wankers.

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Wez is a very confusing mixture of polite & blunt :) He certainly isn't boorish, but I'm not qualified to comment of the other bit ;)

[miss-s-b.livejournal.com]

He just seems disbelieving of my experiences at the hands of his fellow males...

[dr-wez.livejournal.com]

Oh no no no, please don't get me wrong. I'm a boorish wanker too! I just must have had a cold the day I posted that, or something.

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

I hope you gave him a pile of envelopes to seal!

[miss-s-b.livejournal.com]

Sadly I had no envelopes to hand, barmaid as I was at the time. The daft thing is that after I replied "Yes, I would actually" and flounced off I overheard one of his friends comforting him and telling him that I was "probably a lesbian anyway"

[flamma-lupus.livejournal.com]

I got the same as you...
not sure it makes much sense tho...

[dr-wez.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm... I appear to be "The Rake"...

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

Me too. Odd, isn't it?

[dr-wez.livejournal.com]

Odd? *ahem* Yes, very odd... really...