That was - unexpected.

2 cats + 2 worming tablets = gore and A&E and smug cats and entirely separate tablets, right?

Oh no. I know pilling fu. I have no additional holes (in me or clothing), the cats looked surprised & briefly disgruntled, then forgot all about it. And this from the cats who used to need 2 people, a towel and gardening gloves to get wormed.

Go Me :)

I need to get home RIGHT NOW

Because I went to the Post Office to send norfolkian's and twisted_times's parcels, and fell into Fopp while I was there.

"Butchering the Beatles" - the first song is "Hey Bulldog", sung by Alice Cooper and featuring Steve Vai & Duff McKagan. Lemmy sings "Back in the USSR", and Geoff Tate, "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds".

TLAs are deserved. OMG, WTF, OMG.

More OMGWTFBBQ. Showed H my spoils (finally got round to buying Tyranny of Souls) and she said "my ex boyfriend used to sit on Bruce's knee when he was little. Their grandmothers were best friends."

OMG.

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And returning to my *actual* age, strangefrontier, you like anime. I'm looking at you. I'm pointing you (and other nutters) at springkink, where there are loads of unclaimed prompts - including The Professionals. 500 words before April; what could possibly go wrong?