On the nth day of Christmas...

On the twelfth day of Christmas, puddingcat sent to me...

Twelve bottoms drumming

Eleven cats piping

Ten bentleys a-leaping

Nine books dancing

Eight physics a-milking

Seven tigers a-sewing

Six ferraris a-drawing

Five fla-a-a-aming bentleys

Four stompy boots

Three chocolate bottoms

Two good omens

...and a scepticism in a whitby.

Get your own Twelve Days:

Though I think last year's topgeartotty version was better :)