Watch out, it's a groaner.

[puddingcat]

I have Fridays off work (gloat, gloat).

I've just had my not-frequent-enough Johnny Depp fix, and have a truly inspired suggestion for any writers out there.

Edward Scissorhands / Freddy Krueger slash.

*ducks & runs*

Comments

[sesquipedality.livejournal.com]

There needs to be a whole new word for how wrong that was.

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

I suggest "Allcockish". "All cock", for short :)