Ngh.

[puddingcat]

Well, I was going to talk about how much fun "Mr. & Mrs. Smith" is, and how I'd be hard pressed to decide if both Johnny Depp & Angelina Jolie offered me no-strings sex, but then I watched Top Gear.

Richard Hammond. With a puppy. Talking about Nm^o-1. With a DB9 Volante.

Ngh.

Sorry, Angelina.

Comments

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

*throws bucket of ice-water*

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Oh, all right. It would have been better with a kitten instead :p

(Even if it *was* a teeny golden lab called Killer)

I still say, "Ngh" to the rest, though.

[bringeroflight.livejournal.com]

Why decide?

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Well, y'know, just in theory, like ;) If I had to. If the others would then bugger off & I'd have to live with knowing that I could have, and chose not to.

The car (plus accessories) wins :)

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Ah yes, I need to see that film for definate!

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Not only does it rock, it has Poison (the band, not the song) on the soundtrack, and one of the Other Guys wears a Fight Club t-shirt :)

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Rah! Even better then. All that and Jolie-ness... ahem.

[dragonmamma.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, yes, it was rather cute wasnt it? Although I would still prefer a Bentley continental, real wood interior, leather seats...drool. But Richard Hammond AND Jeremy Clarkson and a puppy....(there's enough room for em all in a Bentley!!) Mmmmm Mmmmmm
Think I should stand outside in the rain for a while to cool down

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Ew, no, not Clarkson!

Then again, I get tired of being at armpit height on tall blokes.

[dragonmamma.livejournal.com]

And I get tired of looking at their bald patches. So yes, he's the right height, the right age (ish) and has a sense of humour. He doesnt have to be dishy just nice, and he's rich enough to go play in another part of his mansion when he gets annoying.
But I wouldnt mind Johnny Depp for the night either as long as he's in his Pirates of the Carib mode.!!! After all , I have the matching hat!!!!

[cabd.livejournal.com]

Richard Hammond? The dwarf version of Clarkson who did Brainiac?

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

No dissing short people. We're great!

[cabd.livejournal.com]

Heck, I'm not dissing him 'cos he's short. I'm dissing him 'cos he presents and because he's a pint sized Clarkson :)

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

He's not a mini-Clarkson! They're more like an old married couple than a clone...

Dunno about Brainiac, but he presented Crufts. And he has a (decent) bike, and a Morgan.

[cabd.livejournal.com]

Clarkson... Hammond... Old Married Couple... Bad mental image... Must resist...

Hammond at least seems cheerful and funny. Clarkson makes me want to fit eight inch nails on springs to the handlebars of my bike.

[nurse-liz.livejournal.com]

I have to disagree. I don't get the Richard Hammond thing, but have been cultivating an embarrassing Clarkson crush. I think it's mostly due to Top Gear love, which he personifies...

*hides face in shame*

[cabd.livejournal.com]

Ewww. That's right up there with an Alan Titchmarsh fetish.