WTF?

[puddingcat]

Our middle-market services group claims to have too much cake.

How is this possible?

Comments

[crocodilewings.livejournal.com]

They've drowned in it, been buried in it, had their memorials crafted from it and there's still some left?

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Nope - they'r estill walking & talking. Oooh, maybe they're werecakes? Is it a full moon?

[pink-weasel.livejournal.com]

This is not possible. No. I don't believe it. Perhaps it's a joke. Perhaps you should explain to them through the medium of physics that this isn't possible.

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

The medium of physics? is that like interpretive dance, but with more equations?

[pink-weasel.livejournal.com]

*imagines physisists dancing*

*eep*

Well it would take everyones minds off the cake.

[feanelwa.livejournal.com]

It is a non-equilibrium state and will soon be corrected naturally through the medium of telling the rest of you.

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Of course!

I hope the system isn't underdamped. That could be unpleasant.

[ladynaberrie.livejournal.com]

I'll take any cake overage.

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

You'll be lucky, now they've let on to the rest of us ;)

[ladynaberrie.livejournal.com]

If it's chocolate cake, it's mine dammit. I have Hulk style super PMS powers now!

[lanfykins.livejournal.com]

When you've found out the process that led to this implausible result, be sure to document it thoroughly and send it to me for independent experimental verification.