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[puddingcat]

I've been in work less than an hour this week and already I want to maim two people.

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Comments

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Draw little cartoon pictures of them on some paper and them stab them with a red biro.

You know you want to.

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Good plan, but I think sellotaping paper dolls to ketchup sachets before stabbing them would be more satisfying.

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Fantastic idea! Just like blood squibs.

[pmoodie.livejournal.com]

Don't do it pudding!

Maiming people is frowned upon, you know.

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

*Raises eyebrow*

Come here and say that...

[pmoodie.livejournal.com]

Which bit? The "pudding" bit or the "frowning" bit?

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

The telling-me-I-shouldn't bit.

[pmoodie.livejournal.com]

Oh I wasn't saying you shouldn't.

Just warning you that there might be...consequences.

[pmoodie.livejournal.com]

Remember also - maiming people is agianst the law.

And I AM THE LAW!

LOL

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

That implies you'll find out ;)

[dr-wez.livejournal.com]

Only two? Shame on you. I shall have to find another partner for my grumpy-old-manning... ;)

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Only two, cos since then I've been hiding in my corner and avoiding people. Give me time!

[miss-s-b.livejournal.com]

If you do end up maiming them I shall be your Mrs Thingummy and bake the pies, if you like?

Sweeney Puddingcat has quite a ring to it...

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Hang on; I haven't said I'm going to kill anyone. Are you suggesting I just carve bits off as they run past?

I'm too posh to be the Sweeney, anyway :p

[kitty-goth.livejournal.com]

Kill 'em all - you'll feel better.

Think happy thoughts. Such as - coming to London this weekend (is that still on the
cards).

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Yes, I'm still planning on coming down, almost certaiinly Sat - Mon. I need to check with Moony & Weasel that they're still ok for meeting up, though, and may well end up needing crash space if the Weaseldome's all booked up :)

[crashmatt.livejournal.com]

Only two?

You must be some kind of saint

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

As I told dr_wez, I hid in my corner after that.