Me: Please kill me. God: Thanks for asking politely. I am programmed not to kill. Me: Oh, go on. Just for me. God: Great. Narration continues... OK I will do it for you. Me: Thank you. Will you use a gun? God: you are quite welcome. Hmm. I prefer not to use dangerous things. Me: How will you kill me without using anythig dangerous? God: A lot of practise.
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Date: 2006-07-18 10:09 pm (UTC)Please kill me.
God:
Thanks for asking politely. I am programmed not to kill.
Me:
Oh, go on. Just for me.
God:
Great. Narration continues... OK I will do it for you.
Me:
Thank you. Will you use a gun?
God:
you are quite welcome. Hmm. I prefer not to use dangerous things.
Me:
How will you kill me without using anythig dangerous?
God:
A lot of practise.