I always thought I'd be a grown up when I grew up

I'd probably get a round of applause from the kids, too. But since "they" asked me not to wear my rings as being unsuitable (I wore some for Hallowe'en)suggested that a suit would be more appropriate in getting respect than trousers and sweaters, and disapproved of my Xmas display -- too much "art" and not enough religion -- and anyway the kids made a mess doing it, I rather think the applause would be quickly followed by the sack. So, since I need the money....