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I have hiccoups and aa sudden ush of vodja to the stomac and I think I left my corset int he taxt nut it's there witbtherreee accountants so should be safe and I can follect it on Tuesdat,.

And wearing a Needles thing in my hear gave everyone an excuse to compleint thqt and only onebl9oe was brave enough to tell me I had the best boobs there.

And ther waes a coctail abr adn Harvety aWallbanger s are goo cos tey hace Galliano (whic hardwired adn I got very drunk on onve) in as well as vodka & orange.

And I wahav a waily waily cat.

Andf don't need to get up tomorrow til 5ish so I can byu Not Drunk when I go to vist SB and The Supreme Overlord (is it stilm an overlord if it's a small girl?) and Byron.

Yes. I think Ishould go to sleep now. Goodnight. There was no gissop cas accountants don't do that. Goodnight.

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Oooh, and I was dsappointed cos I asked the dj to play boney m cos I an the queen of bad teaste but I had to eave before he played it.

but I have a good bracelt from a cracker thqt's rtorange pkastic an has stars on.

I Aten't Dead.

I just wished I was until about 2pm, and may well die from embarrassment on Tuesday when people remind me things I may have forgotten (though I don't *think* there's anything).

Anyway. It's interesting to see whan I managed to spell correctly last night. And I'm now off to snapesbabe for tea and snakes and horror fillums, hurrah!