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There were cars and there were bikes but no Nortons and Dad told me about the Cirtroen 2CV he drove into the sea n Corsica but gave back before he knew whether it still worked and the best way to jam a weasel (but not a pink one) is to hold it up by it tail and rub it vigorously and we missed you SB and I'm going tobuy an Alfa and Hamsters look like traffic cones if you aren;t careful and there wa the CHurch of ELaine Paifge adn the Cult of Rick Astley and I bought a book abot car people by a man like the James May of 40 years ago but with circus skills nad I was calle d agirly petrolhead and I' still wearing askirt and I ate chps and ther wre inportant thigs I can't remember that I was going to tell you.

An dI'm ging ot save up for an Alfa becasue PrincessPy told me they don't rot any more and they make me smile.

ANd Weasel lives behind the Stargazer facotry but apparently they don't use it any more so she can't build a big Meccano thing with ticky stuff int he end to stick down the chimney to stick things onto.

Ahem.

*Gathers dignity round self like a tattered blanket*

All I can say in my defence is that I must have been bitten by a radioactive Grauniad reader at the party last night, and so now have Amazing Supernatural Typo Powers.

On the bright side, I haven't been killed by Weasel *or* the Lavender Hill Mob. Also, proving the "Who needs a whole Six Degrees of LJ Separation?", I met verlaine. I have many photos of bits of cars, and some of the whole thing.

(I still want to buy an Alfa Spyder, though. Even if the TVR Griffith for sale *was* only £15k.)