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When you're a spinster of forty,
You're reduced to considering bids
From husbands inclined to be naughty
And divorcés obsessed with their kids.

So perhaps you should wed in a hurry,
But that has its drawbacks as well.
The answer? There's no need to worry -
Whatever you do, life is hell.



(for no particular reason)

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