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From [livejournal.com profile] raggedy_man:

Give me one reason why I'm going to Hell. Why am I destined for eternal damnation (you know, fire and brimstone, demons gnawing at your innards for eternity, no Domino's Pizza deliveries...)?

Pass it on :)

Date: 2006-10-20 08:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tooth-fairy.livejournal.com
for corrupting teddy bears

Date: 2006-10-20 08:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pmoodie.livejournal.com
Cos you're in the habit of displaying your PVC-clad ass, and there's a danger that your neighbour might covet it.

Date: 2006-10-20 08:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nannyo.livejournal.com
you're going there because you REFUSE to be in heaven when all of the best music, and comedians, are in hell.

Date: 2006-10-20 08:44 am (UTC)

Date: 2006-10-20 08:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tooth-fairy.livejournal.com
ha ha

my teddy bear, I get to say the line

Date: 2006-10-20 08:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] professoryaffle.livejournal.com
because the devil wants you in hell, he thinks it will be more fun that way!

Date: 2006-10-20 09:34 am (UTC)

Date: 2006-10-20 09:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puddingcat.livejournal.com
Would you believe me if I claimed it corrupted me?

Date: 2006-10-20 09:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tooth-fairy.livejournal.com
no way dude

Date: 2006-10-20 09:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puddingcat.livejournal.com
...Thinking of my neighbours, I sincerely hope not!

But inspiring naughty thoughts (and bad jokes) in others - that's a good reason to go :)

Date: 2006-10-20 09:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puddingcat.livejournal.com
Hell, yes! Shall I save you a seat?

Date: 2006-10-20 09:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puddingcat.livejournal.com
Hee, I can see myself standing at his shoulder, inspiring Bad Things... :)

Date: 2006-10-20 09:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] professoryaffle.livejournal.com
but who would be on his other shoulder trying to get him to be nice!

Date: 2006-10-20 09:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puddingcat.livejournal.com
Oi!

Well, I suppose it *was* applied maths, and not pure ;)

(Dammit! Now I'm thinking about Proper Scientific Methods and statistical samples and repeatable results and observing! If I'm going to hell, you're coming there with me for that :p)

Date: 2006-10-20 10:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karohemd.livejournal.com
All the things I can think of are good things in my book so it's tricky.

Hang on, got one: Reading Harry Potter and Top Gear slashfic.

Date: 2006-10-20 10:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nannyo.livejournal.com
Right next to you please, in the mosher's section.

Date: 2006-10-20 10:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nannyo.livejournal.com
*fwooar* I've come over all unnecessary.

I think there may be something wrong with me.

Date: 2006-10-20 11:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puddingcat.livejournal.com
1. I've grown out of (most) Potterfic.

2. I only used to read absolutely barking mad & silly TG fic, and once that stopped I haven't since. Real People fic is creepy.

Now, anime, Victorian manliness and Good Omens fanfic, that's another matter ;)

Date: 2006-10-20 11:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hardwired.livejournal.com
That is why we are both hell bound.

Its not rate, but rate of change you see...


Calculus: Best chat up lines evor.

:)

Date: 2006-10-20 12:51 pm (UTC)

Date: 2006-10-20 01:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puddingcat.livejournal.com
That's because Only The Good Die Young ;)

Date: 2006-10-20 01:25 pm (UTC)
ext_4030: Branch of holly with its binomial name, Ilex aquifolium (iron maiden : moody bruce)
From: [identity profile] strangefrontier.livejournal.com
But if you're gonna die, Die With Your Boots On!

Date: 2006-10-20 03:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puddingcat.livejournal.com
I don't wanna die; I'm a god, why can't I live on?

Date: 2006-10-20 03:45 pm (UTC)
ext_4030: Branch of holly with its binomial name, Ilex aquifolium (the cure : just like heaven)
From: [identity profile] strangefrontier.livejournal.com
There's a time to live and a time to die, when it's time to meet the maker.

Date: 2006-10-20 04:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] claire-wain.livejournal.com
Because you're a Sexy Physicist.

According to the Scary Shouting Christian Man outside work today, anyone who believes in Science is going straight to Hell. (But if Hitler had repented his sins, that would have made everything alright, apparently.)

Date: 2006-10-20 05:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] munchkinott.livejournal.com
Because you covet Lego Ferraris.

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