Cats.

[puddingcat]

Anyone have any idea why Pootle felt it essential to jump on my head at 3am and trample it, while turbopurring like a DBS and dribbling in my ear? So essential, in fact, that even being pushed off twice didn't stop her; she just bounced off the floor & right back onto the pillow again.

Of course, that just woke Sausage up, and he bounced on my ribs until I rolled over & let him snore on my tummy. I'm glad someone got a good night's sleep.

Is this what they call being pussywhipped?

Comments

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Rubbish!

Next thing, you'll be telling me a hummer isn't necessarily a large American car!

[pmoodie.livejournal.com]

It isn't.

It's a particularly noxious fart that smells like a mixture of rotten eggs and marsh-gas.