Cats.

[puddingcat]

Anyone have any idea why Pootle felt it essential to jump on my head at 3am and trample it, while turbopurring like a DBS and dribbling in my ear? So essential, in fact, that even being pushed off twice didn't stop her; she just bounced off the floor & right back onto the pillow again.

Of course, that just woke Sausage up, and he bounced on my ribs until I rolled over & let him snore on my tummy. I'm glad someone got a good night's sleep.

Is this what they call being pussywhipped?

Comments

[twisted-times.livejournal.com]

...and precipitate the creation of a shredded door instead

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

Some stainless steel should do the trick. ;o)

[cabd.livejournal.com]

If you're going to wire the door into the mains as a cat deterrent, I'd go for copper.

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

That's far too cruel, I was thinking metal sheeting.