Cat Genesis

[puddingcat]

(thinking too much about Cat Genesis after my last post)

How different would the Bible have been, had there been a cat in the Garden of Eden instead of a snake?

Comments

[lark-ascending.livejournal.com]

No, no, no, no, no. A cat in the Gardenof Eden would have wandered in there of its own accord and messed things up.

Mind you given the basically egotistical nature of most cats I doubt the ultimate end result would have been much different really, particualrly not if the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge happened to resemble a tin-opener.

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Whereas I reckon that Lucifer could quite possibly tempt the cat into doing as required for a limited time (by the judicious application of prawns).

The problem would come when the cat delivered the fruit to Eve with a chunk taken out of it. Eve (unless she was a crazy cat lady) would refuse to eat anyting that had been in a cat's mouth, and instead it would be cats that had all the knowledge (and stuff - see me be ill-educated).

It doesn't bear thinking about.

[ihavecake.livejournal.com]

I thought that cats have all the knowledge and stuff anyways? They certainly look like they know something we don't.

[miss-s-b.livejournal.com]

Cats're EVIL.

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Which is one reason it would make sense for them to work for Lucifer. Another, of course, being the ready suply of sunbeams and warm patches.

[lark-ascending.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I was going to say, how's that different from reality :)

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

True; you'll never see a cat designing a pink convertible Micra.

And yet I thought it was eating the fruit that made A&E start wearing clothes & being embarrassed by nakedness, etc? When was the last time you saw a cat in clothes thhat didn't look stoned or as if it was plotting Bloody Revenge?

[ihavecake.livejournal.com]

Yeah A&E were terribly afraid of their nakedness. A cat, however, would surely say something along the lines of "Pfft, I look fabulous darling!" and wander off to sleep in the most inconvenient place possible.

They certainly would not wear clothes.

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

Poor cat! Clipped ears, too. (OK, I think they're bred that way but it's still wrong)

[ihavecake.livejournal.com]

It looks a little as though he's thinking "It's bad enough you've put this tie on me but photographic evidence? Surely, sir, you shall die."

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

No! He's from Cat Town! Everyone in Cat Town is happy!

(I don't have the link, but Google should work)

[ihavecake.livejournal.com]

I've just hurt myself laughing. Each one of these cats is definitely plotting Bloody Revenge.

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Hooray for El Guapo!

I love the captions that read "I think...". If the writer doesn't know, who on earth does?

[ihavecake.livejournal.com]

Indeed. I find myself hoping and praying that English is not this person's first language, or if it is that they are surely under 8 eight years old.

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

Yeah, he'll send his ninjas in the night. (I believe they are a Japanese breed)

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

That's breeding, not clipping. Look at the Scottish Fold for another example.

stuffonmycat is superb for Evil Death Ray Glares :)