Cat Genesis

[puddingcat]

(thinking too much about Cat Genesis after my last post)

How different would the Bible have been, had there been a cat in the Garden of Eden instead of a snake?

Comments

[feanelwa.livejournal.com]

Eve: Ooh, thank you, strange creature, what a lovely apple. How cute you are! Look, you make a pleasant rumbling noise! Look at your pretty eyes! Why don't you come and live in our house!
Adam: Um...I'm not sure this is right, you know. God didn't tell us to.
Eve: True. Let's ask God and see. God, what is the meaning of this?
God: Do not take the apple! The cat is sent from the devil! Renounce the...oh but it's so fluffy and soft. And look at the way it curls its tail around my godly legs.
Cat: *chases leaves*
Everybody: AWWWWW
God: Oh go on then, if I can have a cat as well. Lucifer was right all along. Lie with men and women! Love thy neighbour, don't kill each other, but adultery, well I don't mind really as long as nobody else does, well you'll find out what that word means one day I'm sure. And if you ever feel as if you need to cover up your body, whatever you do don't use those leaves over there, they're prickly. I will send you cotton and flax, and a warm climate.

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

Certain doom and subjugation of mankind.

[ihavecake.livejournal.com]

We would still be in the garden. If the cat was put there by Satan to bring about the fall of mankind, you can guarantee the cat would have done precisely the opposite of what it was told and with more poise and dignity than any human can manage.

[(Anonymous)]

There would have been more vomit, and sneezing.