Woe, Woe and Thrice Woe. And Woe some more.

[puddingcat]

For I have lost my motivation; I've checked under the sofa & it's nowhere to be found.

For I have mind-numbingly dull work to do, with no prospect of it ending, & can't even think of anything else I'd rather be doing for a full-time job.

For TG Magazine is full of pretty shiny cars and pretty shiny people, and all of them are out of my league and have left me thoroughly dissatisfied with my lot in life.

For I should be feeling Full Of The Joys Of Spring, but have nobody suitable with whom to practise Joyfulness.

For I should be happy that Mum is 5 days away from having her surgery, which will leave her with only radiotherapy to go, but can't because it would be Tempting Fate.

For repeated dietary lapses and laziness have meant that I've lost no weight for a fortnight.

Comments

[fire-kitten.livejournal.com]

bah humbug to it all.
You could join me and mum in Preston this evening to have a celebratory dinner for mum's birthday if you liked - or does that go against the dierty restrictions things

bubble baths are the way forward for consoling yourself :-)

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Dinner would be a Bad Idea while I'm on a diet.

[dr-wez.livejournal.com]

What you need is Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, to replace your "Woe" with "Woah!".

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Cor, imagine if Bill & Ted had been goths instead of rockers! Then *they'd* have been all "Woe", too!

I need a Ford Capri.

[dr-wez.livejournal.com]

I need a Ford Capri.

When I am lord of my own manor, that'll be the motto on the family crest.