Woe, Woe and Thrice Woe. And Woe some more.

[puddingcat]

For I have lost my motivation; I've checked under the sofa & it's nowhere to be found.

For I have mind-numbingly dull work to do, with no prospect of it ending, & can't even think of anything else I'd rather be doing for a full-time job.

For TG Magazine is full of pretty shiny cars and pretty shiny people, and all of them are out of my league and have left me thoroughly dissatisfied with my lot in life.

For I should be feeling Full Of The Joys Of Spring, but have nobody suitable with whom to practise Joyfulness.

For I should be happy that Mum is 5 days away from having her surgery, which will leave her with only radiotherapy to go, but can't because it would be Tempting Fate.

For repeated dietary lapses and laziness have meant that I've lost no weight for a fortnight.

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[dr-wez.livejournal.com]

I need a Ford Capri.

When I am lord of my own manor, that'll be the motto on the family crest.