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puddingcat) wrote2006-12-01 01:38 pm
puddingcat) wrote2006-12-01 01:38 pm
Sharing the pain
So. The Advent calendar this year1 has not only chocolate behind each door, but also a bad cracker-style joke. Never one to keep pain to myself2, I'm sharing them3. So, without more ado:
1 December:
What King do you see every Christmas?
A Stoc-King!
Oh, my sides.
1: a Celebrations one; the partners bought one for everyone.
2. Unless it's the "I'm bleeding from the crotch" pain, in which case suffering my filthy mood is quite bad enough.
3. The jokes. Not the chocolate.
1 December:
What King do you see every Christmas?
A Stoc-King!
Oh, my sides.
1: a Celebrations one; the partners bought one for everyone.
2. Unless it's the "I'm bleeding from the crotch" pain, in which case suffering my filthy mood is quite bad enough.
3. The jokes. Not the chocolate.
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* if it's a Celebrations calendar, then the pun is fully intended.