mea culpa, mea culpa, mea madida culpa

[puddingcat]

Having a cat curl up on my lap & purr lots = lovely.

Having a cat curl up on my lap & purr lots, then fart, then hiccup so both smells reach me at the same time = chemical warfare. How can so much stink come out of such a small cat?


I apologise for the weather. It's my fault. The last time I left my umbrella at home it rained, too.

Comments

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Imagine an airborne, invisible, stealth-turd. One that doesn't stay at ground-level in one place, but that wraps itself around your head, plasters itself to your nasal lining & crisps your nose hairs. One that's usually released inches from your nose, and followed by a smirk.

[pmoodie.livejournal.com]

Bleeach! LOL

It's enough to make me glad I'm allergic to the critters, so I'll never have to experience such foulness!