mea culpa, mea culpa, mea madida culpa

[puddingcat]

Having a cat curl up on my lap & purr lots = lovely.

Having a cat curl up on my lap & purr lots, then fart, then hiccup so both smells reach me at the same time = chemical warfare. How can so much stink come out of such a small cat?


I apologise for the weather. It's my fault. The last time I left my umbrella at home it rained, too.

Comments

[trashcan17.livejournal.com]

Cats have these special pockets and things to store up smells you know ..... I speak from experience of the cat litter tray ... and our little cats! ....

[indochine-uk.livejournal.com]

A cat fart is both the most cute and evil thing at the same time.

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

You should submit this to Bad Kitty.

[pink-weasel.livejournal.com]

I like how cats always look like they've just dealt a "silent but deadly" and are feeling very superior about it.

A kitten once wandered in our bedroom window* placed it's bottom on Mr Weasel's face and farted. That was excellent!

*when we had a downstairs bedroom.

[pmoodie.livejournal.com]

I'm not overly familiar with cat farts, I have to say. But cat shit certainly must be one of the most noxious smells in the whole World of Stink.

Don't apologise for making bad weather. It's early October, the weather's supposed to be bad. So you're merely restoring the natural order, for which I thank you! :)

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

I'm now imagining them carrying around little Sandman-style bags of stink, to sprinkle wherever they go...

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

...
Cat farts, cute?
Hiccups, I can understand - their whole body twitches, but farts? Wow.

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

*cackles*

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Imagine an airborne, invisible, stealth-turd. One that doesn't stay at ground-level in one place, but that wraps itself around your head, plasters itself to your nasal lining & crisps your nose hairs. One that's usually released inches from your nose, and followed by a smirk.

[catsgomiaow.livejournal.com]

Hahaha when my cat Ossie used to fart, the noise would make him JUMP OUT OF HIS SKIN and he'd whirl round to see what was making the noise behind him!

Marna's cat Robot farted on me about 10 times the other month. Marna said that they were affectionate farts but I'm NOT SO SURE...

[indochine-uk.livejournal.com]

Oh si ! Si ! When Pashmina was a baby it was fabulous, the gentle little "phfwoooooo" noise was sooooo cute !

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Noise? Cats with noisy farts? Blimey! Sausage & Pootle's are *always* of the silent-but-violent kind.

I can understand the affectionate bit though - it's the way they look over their shoulder & smile :)

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

"phfwoooooo"? Pootle's are more ".....".

She's the stealth bomber of the cat-fart world.

[pmoodie.livejournal.com]

Bleeach! LOL

It's enough to make me glad I'm allergic to the critters, so I'll never have to experience such foulness!

[pink-weasel.livejournal.com]

I didn't think cats make a noise when they fart either.