mea culpa, mea culpa, mea madida culpa

[puddingcat]

Having a cat curl up on my lap & purr lots = lovely.

Having a cat curl up on my lap & purr lots, then fart, then hiccup so both smells reach me at the same time = chemical warfare. How can so much stink come out of such a small cat?


I apologise for the weather. It's my fault. The last time I left my umbrella at home it rained, too.

Comments

[pmoodie.livejournal.com]

I'm not overly familiar with cat farts, I have to say. But cat shit certainly must be one of the most noxious smells in the whole World of Stink.

Don't apologise for making bad weather. It's early October, the weather's supposed to be bad. So you're merely restoring the natural order, for which I thank you! :)

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Imagine an airborne, invisible, stealth-turd. One that doesn't stay at ground-level in one place, but that wraps itself around your head, plasters itself to your nasal lining & crisps your nose hairs. One that's usually released inches from your nose, and followed by a smirk.

[pmoodie.livejournal.com]

Bleeach! LOL

It's enough to make me glad I'm allergic to the critters, so I'll never have to experience such foulness!