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Mum's op seems to have gone well. I've just spoken to her & she's feeling uncomfortable but not in pain, and thoroughly spoiled (PHI >>> NHS). She's still very glad they took the whole lot off, and is hoping Dad will stop fretting now.

She sin't quite sure what she'll be doing in hospital for the 5-7 days she's expected to stay there. Once the drains are out (prob tomorrow, IIRC) it'll just be a case of sitting around, exercising her left arm & shoulder, and recuperating over salmon sandwiches.

It's all sort of stressful, but the stress seems to be at a distance. I can't imagine feeling a huge sense of relief when it's all over; possibly because it won't really feel like that until she's reached the 5-year stage. Maybe it's just becasue I can't affect anything to do with it, and there are more up close & personal things to fret about atm, with the added self-imposed guilt that Mums should be the Most Important Thing on my list of worries.

Bah. Life will be much simpler when I'm a Grumpy Old Man.

(Doesn't my icon remind you of Hamster in the pink Micra? My version's cuter, though.)

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We could just share one of those swing-benches that people have on their verandas, if you like? I'm sure Homebase will do them for a reasonable price.

Being eaten sounds quite uncomfortable from the salmon's point of view.

Oooh, fantastic idea! With enough recoil, we might manage a reverse 360^o :) *And* Homebase gives out Nectar points, so it's a win-win situation. Apart from whever we shoot, of course.

The salmon had it coming. Serves it right for being pink.

If we want to avoid being Grumpy Old Jail-birds, perhaps we should stick to rock-salt instead of shot?

Yeah, 'cos Goth Salmon would be sooooo much better... ;)

Better than Rock Salmon... (boom boom!)

If we sort out a decent supply of crushed ice, we could have cocktails and use it as Amazing Vanishing Ammo.

No wonder he changed his name to Hudson.

Nonono, you're thinking of Goldie Hawn's daughter, Kate.